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Wed May 29, 2024
	Masshole steals motorcycle for charity, fled from police until Bambi stepped in source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Yelling "Gassaway" is probably how the hotel warned guests of a carbon-monoxide leak at a Gassaway, WV hotel source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	Nevada roadways slick with crushed Mormon crickets causing crashes source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	If you thought getting a Kei car would be affordable, and legal, you probably don't live in Rhode Island source: autoblog.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Police sergeant runs down fleeing suspect with their squad car, killing them. The officer is being praised as a hero for th.... touches earpiece Sorry, the officer is being charged with second degree murder and manslaughter source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	40

Tue May 28, 2024
	Vital infrastructure computers of the Seattle Public Library down after a ransomware attack. Hopefully no SSNs or porn borrowing data were compromised source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Navy Reservist becomes skydiver becomes tree-hugger becomes thankful to be alive source: whdh.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Sorry. The deli had a hot dog and beans lunch special today and I couldn't resist source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Photos found on second-hand camera spark hunt for family. Pretty sure you need a permit for that source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Man invokes Alito defense when driver's license renewal is denied over an unpaid speeding ticket from 1991: My late wife paid bills like that source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Good news: Outer Banks house prices fall drastically. Bad news: So do the houses themselves source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	F-35 crashes in Albuquerque, firefighters use foam on the range to extinguish fire source: krqe.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	UK faces relentless onslaught from big yellow ball in the sky next month, with temperatures predicted to rise to a scorching 86°F source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	32
	Minnesota officials on alert as Canadian border patrol agents prepare to strike. God these South Park reboots are getting real source: valleynewslive.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Photoshop this essential summer book source: farm5.static.flickr.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	500,000 Texans without electricity after a huge Day Ending With Y moves through the state source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Happy Manhattanhenge 2024 for all who celebrate source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Ambush-style killings work best when they're not posted to Snapchat source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Poland unveils 7-layered Russia border defense: Fence, barbed wire, concrete hedgehogs, mines, anti-tank ditch, salsa, refried beans source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	44
(Some Guy)	It is unclear if, Melero was at a Furry Convention, hired as a bunny performer, or just had a really bad bender that lead him to climb the statue source: abqraw.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	You get convicted of murder after a fatal shooting. Difficulty: The key eyewitness turns out to be legally blind. That's a lawsuit source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Let's eat grandma source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Coming soon to a future Black Mirror episode: Innocent woman branded a thief by AI facial recognition software source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	52
	Old and busted: Nigerian scammers trying to scam folks via email to "release funds." New hotness: Nigerian scammers trying to outright steal Graceland source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Photoshop this goddess of the sea source: img.thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Note to London tourists: If you need to use a bathroom DO NOT break into Buckingham Palace. And remember to tip Charles the attendant source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	17
	On this day in history, in 1588, the Spanish Armada set sail, hoping that no one would expect the Spanish Navigation source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Ladies and Gentlemen please note the captain has turned on the "put your pants back on" sign source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Who can get to the burning building you're trapped in faster than the fire company? Well, yes, Superman. And okay, Amazon Prime. And bill collectors. But also, crucially, an off-duty firefighter with a "people trapped in burning buildings" app source: wric.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Area 52 is just one more deadly to work at than Area 51 source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Crafty Kakapo climb out of conservation clinker, care not for containment source: audubon.org \| share: Copy Link	17
(Some Monarch)	Caption this toothy yet tender tease source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Those of you on the left side of the plane, swim. Those of you on the right, thank you for flying Spirit Airlines source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Biden administration announces plan to significantly modernize America's electrical grid. Step 1 presumably is to get rid of Texas source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	156
	"People come up here to just....... be stupid" source: king5.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	We only look in bins for skulls when we absolutely have to, now you're gonna need a second funeral source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	19
(Some Guy)	If your going to get it on with a suspect in the back of your patrol car, remember the doors can't be opened from the inside source: news18.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	This weather sucks let's go back to the marina, right after we rescue those two guys source: wgal.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Just like Al Capone was only charged for tax evasion, the guy who left ten dead giant tortoises in the woods can only be charged with littering source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	15
(Some Durable Guy)	Photoshop this large, yet delicate operation source: kpmg.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Closing arguments expected to commence today with the defense going first. Will Teflon Don continue to escape the consequences of his actions or has he finally run out of luck? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	1194
	This Olympic #2 ain't silver source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	47
	Pool in Bath closed by flooding source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	9
(Jeopardy)	The current champion is on a four-game roll. Can subby stop him? source: jeopardy.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Day 825 of WW3: Ukraine's Zelenskiy and Belgium PM sign security pact, a bilateral agreement including delivery of 30 F-16s, signed during a meeting between Zelenskiy and Belgian prime minister Alexander De Croo. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	330
	State where most residents don't believe in climate change is breaking heat records source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	Mayor: "Our brave officer had to shoot that blind, deaf little dog because it was a rabid, vicious menace to-- uh, is that bodycam footage?" SMOKEBOMB source: komu.com \| share: Copy Link	171
	It's one of the annual "I can't believe how many idiots die in the Potomac River each year" threads. Alternate title: Another Swimmer Becomes Chum source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Dead humpback whale washes ashore 145 miles from exploding whale memorial park. Oregon, you know what to do source: kgw.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	You hipster kids will need Elks Club membership to partake in those trendy new drinks like multiple mice drowned in cola syrup source: lancasteronline.com \| share: Copy Link	30

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